Category: Michele Bachmann
Posted: 04/29/10 15:21, Edited: 04/29/10 15:26
by Dave Mindeman
This is an actual
letter to the editor in the St. Croix Valley Local News:
Why Do You Keep Electing Bachmann?I live in one of the "red" states (Idaho) in the U.S., but I cannot understand how the people of Minnesota can continually elect an obstructionist, racist, fear-mongering, lying, unintelligent, borderline traitor like Michele Bachmann to federal office. Please, someone write in and explain. I'm baffled. I'm 63 and have never seen anyone like her. She is a lulu!
J.C. Friend,
Garden City, IdahoWell, that requires a response, don't you think?
Dear J.C. Friend,
Now I am assuming that the J. C. doesn't stand for Jesus Christ, because then, gosh, you already know all the answers to all the questions, so you wouldn't be asking. And, of course, you certainly wouldn't be criticizing Michele because, after all, you would really be her "Friend".
But getting back to your question. I think there are a number of reasons that Minnesota keeps electing Bachmann....and might I say conversely that I could also ask, Why did you, out there in Idaho land, keep electing Larry Craig? But, again, I am digressing.
First of all, I have to admire your description of our good Congresswoman. Most of us out here in Minnesota are too nice to put all those words together under one umbrella, but, on the other hand, it is hard to disagree with.
Again, to your question. Some Minnesotans find Michele Bachmann as a good barometer of opposite truth. By that I mean that if Michele says something, there is a very good chance that we can count on that to be completely wrong.
For instance, some time ago, Michele was chanting "drill, baby drill" for days on end, promising us that offshore drilling was safe and necessary for the good of the country. Well, voila -- oil rig explosion in Louisiana and a coastal threat from oil slicks.
And over the last few months she has been warning us about a government takeover of health care. And sure enough, the health care bill passes without a public option, and all the health care insurance companies stocks go up.
And then there was the Census. Michele told us there was a government conspiracy involved and that we should not fill it out. Which of course led to the 2nd highest state participation (by Minnesota) in the nation. I believe Michele even filled out her own.
There is also the entertainment value. Minnesota has grown to love the flashy unpredictability of what comes out of her mouth. Actually, she has helped the Minnesota economy in one regard...we have developed a cottage industry involving Bachmann fact-checking. It's a solid job creator in our state.
Michele is our Minnesota connection to the tabloid world. As she becomes a cable talking head star, her notoriety grows. She is often cited in the same breath as Sarah Palin, Tom Tancredo, the bat-boy, and the abducted by aliens crowd. You Tube is full of Bachmann moments...there are even Bachmann impersonators.
Yes, Minnesota continues to elect Bachmann for a myriad of reasons. How do you really explain the unexplainable?
I know that Bachmann has a special place in your 63 years. She most certainly is a once in a lifetime experience. I imagine there is a good chance that Minnesota will continue to entertain the nation with her exploits.
After all, we are not electing a Congresswoman, we are electing an icon...like Paul Bunyan or the World's biggest ball of twine.
Good luck in Idaho...that great land of potatoes and survivalists.
Yours truly,
Dave Mindeman